Thursday, December 3, 2015

My Top 15 Books

In alphabetical order, one entry per author. I tried to rank them, but found it too difficult.

The Age of Innocence – Edith Wharton

I originally picked this book up on a whim to fulfill the "classic romance" checkbox on the 2015 reading challenge. I expected another boring, Jane Eyre-like romance that would be a slog to get through. I was wrong. What I got was a roiling romance that, surprisingly, ended unhappily. Or maybe it did have a happy ending. The main character was given two alternatives: stability or excitement (I'm reducing to the extreme here). The conclusion impressed me so much that it gave the book a place on my list.

Alamut – Vladimir Bartol

If I was forced to rank this list, Alamut would appear darn near the top. It gives a somewhat fictionalized portrayal of the birth of the assassin order in what is now Iran. More broadly, it gives a view into how faith can be weaponized. To vastly oversimplify the plot, the leader of Alamut has deceived a large group of religious devotees into believing he has the God-given powers to allow followers to ascend directly into heaven upon death in the line of duty. In doing so, he creates a fearless set of soldiers that will willingly sacrifice themselves to accomplish his goals.

Behold The Man – Michael Moorcock

This is a short book. I was able to read it in a day. Nevertheless, it was interesting. It's about a time traveler with some serious mental troubles who decided to try and find the historical Jesus. The machine breaks upon arrival, and what follows is his journey of discovery and eventual realization of what he must do. I'm a sucker for these kinds of time travel stories, and this was one of the good ones.

The Billion Dollar Spy – David E. Hoffman

A coworker and I have a certain understanding: we have very different tastes, so we "recommend" books we dislike to each other. This book was the one exception to that rule. We both ended up liking it. It was weird. Anyway, the book tells the tale of Adolf Tolkachev, a spy working against the Soviets during the Cold War. It was a very impressive overview of espionage tradecraft and the hoops agents have to jump through to give information.

The Birth of Satan – TJ Wray and Gregory Mobley

I picked up this book after watching the 43alley YouTube video about the subject, and I have to say this is one of my favourite books concerning religious history. It chronicles the concept of Satan from its original, generic Jewish roots through to the proper-noun personification of evil that currently exists in the minds of many. It's an amazing insight into how something as stubborn as religious thought can change over time.

The Crusades Through Arab Eyes – Amin Maalouf

This one gives a fascinating view into how Euro-centric a lot of literature about the Crusades is presented. I always understood it as: four major crusades (of varying levels of success), three lesser crusades no one cares about, and that's about it. Instead, the view is flipped around as a more-or-less constant barbaric invasion force that takes a backseat compared to the rising threat from the east.

Dave Barry's Money Secrets – Dave Barry

Dave Barry is my favourite author, and if I didn't limit this list to one book per author, it'd be dominated by his literary masterpieces. He is the only author that can consistently make me laugh out loud with his writing. This one is probably my favourite, but it's so darn hard to choose!

The Great Theft – Khaled Abou El Fadl

If I had to recommend an introduction to Islam for someone, I'd offer this book above any other generic "Introduction To" books. The first half gives an overview of the religion in an approachable way, while the back half explains, from the author's point of view, the modern rise of extremism. It blows away all manners of stereotypes and assumptions, and reminds everyone that people are people.

How To Lie With Statistics – Darrell Huff

Do you ever feel like the news and politicians are lying to you? You're probably right. And this book goes over exactly how they do it. For a book written well over 50 years ago, it's still just as relevant today. It certainly made me pay way more attention to graphs and charts than I normally would've.

Jesus, Interrupted – Bart Ehrman

The Bible is not the wholesome, consistent book folks like to think it is. Jesus, Interrupted goes over several of the glaring inconsistencies in the New Testament stories that can only come from reading them critically. Mind, the author isn't trying to disprove God, or force atheism down anyone's throat. He's just writing about them, and leaving everything else as an exercise for the reader. I've read several of Ehrman's books, but this one is definitely my favourite of the lot.

The Jungle – Upton Sinclair

Even if the story is heavy-handed, this book did much to convince me that my left-leaning political outlook is probably for the best. It regularly comes to mind whenever I hear people saying that the free market will solve everyone's problems.

Jurassic Park – Michael Crichton

For the longest time, Michael Crichton was my favourite author (Dave Barry has since supplanted him). His thriller novels, while completely silly, sound just scientific enough that you suspend your disbelief and enjoy the ride. Jurassic Park (now a major motion picture from Universal!) is the best example of this. I mean, a theme park with cloned dinosaurs sounds absurd. But it gets explained well enough that you start to believe it. It's very engrossing, and that's why I love it.

The Martian – Andy Weir

I picked this book up shortly after hearing about the movie. Sure enough, it deserves all the praise it gets. It was funny, immersive, and cleverly written. I love the way it bounces between serious storytelling and light-hearted diary entries. It's like a love letter to science and wonder, and I feel like the world truly needed something like that.

The Time Traveler's Wife – Audrey Niffenegger

This is my favourite book. I know this list isn't ranked or anything, but this is The One. It has comedy, romance, suspense, time travel! It has everything going right for it. I think I may give it another read next year.

1984 – George Orwell

Do I even need to describe this one? Everyone already knows about this book. It's awesome. Look, I'm tired and don't feel like writing any more. Give me a break, here.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Otakon 2015

Dawn of the First Day - 72 Hours Remain

Stab, stab, stab

Something about this guy really bugged me

Bringing the pro-PAIN!

Are you squidding me?

The hero you want on your side when you have a body that needs to disappear

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Jimbo's Anime Season - Spring 2015

My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU TOO!
a.k.a. Making Anime Titles is Hard
Genre: political drama (okay, not really)

The character in the foreground is technically walking toward the side,
but it sure doesn't seem like it when this frame is taken out of context.

Okay, maybe I'm making fun of the title too much. Maybe it's because it's in English. According to Google Translate, the Japanese title is more along the lines of "Again my youth romantic comedy is wrong. Continue". Well, it doesn't really change the fact that the title is basically the genre. Oh sure, they claim it's wrong, or that situation normal is all fncked up, but if we're all honest we can admit that it's a romantic comedy anyway.

Putting aside the title, I'm liking the series. I enjoyed the first season and was surprised to see a second. Usually for these types of things they'll make one season and then abandon it. I'm glad they decided to continue this one. The characters have interesting personalities without being overwhelming. Meanwhile, the conflicts and goals between them seem deeper than the veneer of comedy lets on.

Nisekoi:
a.k.a. No More Mr. Nisekoi Colon
Genre: romcom

Thankfully, this series has no shortage of silly faces.


Again with the title shenanigans? Seriously, what does the colon even mean? Are anime series just too cool to use numbers? Or, hell, just use the same name from the first season. People will realize that it's a new season when they see it and say, "hey, new episodes!"

Anyway, this is season two, and in traditional harem-comedy style, each episode is a loosely connected crisis that seems to slightly advance the plot while, in fact, not moving anywhere. While I do find the characters fun, I am kinda hoping this will be the last season. It's good and all, but lets put this series to bed before it overstays its welcome.

My Love Story!!
a.k.a. My Love Story Exclamation Point Exclamation Point
Genre: romcom

Pop quiz: Which character do you think is the main character?


That's two exclamation points in the title. Two. You'd think this was a second season of the series. But you would be wrong. This is the first season. First world anarchists right here.

I actually started reading the manga before I even learned an anime series was coming out. Admittedly, the story is really dumb, but it's just so darn adorable. It's the aspartame of anime series. Sure, it'll probably give me cancer, but it's so delicious that I've convinced myself I'm okay with it.

Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan
a.k.a. Hey, Still Technically Better than Endless Eight
Genre: romcom

The money shot


How can you betray me like this? Yuki Nagato is my favourite anime character of all time. Of all time. She was a calm and cool badass with effective omniscience and omnipotence.

This "Yuki Nagato" is not that. Now she's just a boring, bespectacled library girl. I mean, I know the external circumstances to this scenario's existence (see The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya), but that doesn't make things any less dull. I feel like this series would've been a complete non-starter if it wasn't riding on the (admittedly flagging) popularity of the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise.

On the bright side, this series may usher in a new wave of Yuki Nagato collectibles, which I whole-heartedly endorse.

Friday, January 23, 2015

Best Games Ever

Title Console Release Year Genre
Meteos DS 2005 Puzzle
Advance Wars: Dual Strike DS 2005 Strategy
Kirby's Adventure NES 1993 Platformer
Sky Kid NES 1987 Shooter
Super Mario Bros. 3 NES 1990 Platformer
Yoshi's Cookie NES 1993 Puzzle
Mega Man 4 NES 1994 Platformer
Balloon Fight NES 1986 Platformer
Amplitude PS2 2003 Music
Dark Cloud 2 PS2 2003 RPG
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City PS2 2002 Action
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PS2 2004 Action
Guitar Hero II PS2 2006 Music
Ico PS2 2001 Adventure
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy PS2 2001 Platformer
Kingdom Hearts II PS2 2005 RPG
Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil PS2 2001 Platformer
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater PS2 2004 Action
Okami PS2 2006 Adventure
Harvest Moon: Back to Nature PSX 1999 Simulation
Pokemon: Red/Blue GB 1998 RPG
Pokemon: Silver/Gold GB 2000 RPG
Kirby's Dream Land 2 GB 1995 Platformer
Kirby's Block Ball GB 1996 Puzzle
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages GBC 2001 Adventure
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town GBA 2003 Simulation
Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap GBA 2005 Adventure
Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility Wii 2008 Simulation
Kirby's Return to Dream Land Wii 2011 Platformer
Super Mario Galaxy Wii 2007 Platformer
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Wii 2008 Fighter
Animal Crossing GCN 2002 Simulation
Harvest Moon: Magical Melody GCN 2005 Simulation
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess GCN 2006 Adventure
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker GCN 2003 Adventure
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes GCN 2004 Action
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door GCN 2004 RPG
Super Smash Bros. Melee GCN 2001 Fighter
Tales of Symphonia GCN 2004 RPG
Mario Kart: Double Dash GCN 2003 Racing
Pikmin 2 GCN 2004 Strategy
Pikmin GCN 2001 Strategy
Mario Kart 8 WiiU 2014 Racing
Super Mario 3D World WiiU 2013 Platformer
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U WiiU 2014 Fighter
Alice: Madness Returns Xbox 360 2011 Platformer
Grand Theft Auto V Xbox 360 2013 Action
Rayman Origins Xbox 360 2011 Platformer
Red Dead Redemption Xbox 360 2010 Action
Tomb Raider Xbox 360 2013 Action
Pokemon Snap N64 1999 Simulation
Mario Tennis N64 2000 Sports
Perfect Dark N64 2000 Shooter
Super Smash Bros. N64 1999 Fighter
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time N64 1998 Adventure
Super Mario 64 N64 1996 Platformer
GoldenEye 007 N64 1997 Shooter
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron N64 1998 Flying
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask N64 2000 Adventure
Harvest Moon 64 N64 1999 Simulation
Banjo-Kazooie N64 1998 Platformer
Banjo-Tooie N64 2000 Platformer
Paper Mario N64 2001 RPG
Shadowgate 64: Trials of the Four Towers N64 1999 Adventure
Assassin's Creed PS3 2007 Action
Assassin's Creed II PS3 2009 Action
Batman: Arkham Asylum PS3 2009 Action
BioShock PS3 2007 Shooter
Just Cause 2 PS3 2010 Action
Saints Row 2 PS3 2008 Action
Tales of Xillia PS3 2013 RPG
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag PS4 2013 Adventure
Infamous: Second Son PS4 2014 Action
Dragon Age: Inquisition PS4 2014 RPG
Animal Crossing: New Leaf 3DS 2012 Simulation
Fire Emblem Awakening 3DS 2013 RPG
Harvest Moon 3D: A New Beginning 3DS 2012 Simulation
Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 3DS 2013 Adventure
Pokemon X/Y 3DS 2013 RPG
Shantae: Risky's Revenge DS 2010 Platformer
Luftrausers PC 2014 Flying
Omerta: City of Gangsters PC 2013 Simulation
Psychonauts PC 2005 Platformer
Worms 2 PC 1997 Strategy
Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold PC 1993 Shooter
SimCity 2000 PC 1994 Simulation
Riven PC 1997 Adventure
Unreal Tournament PC 1999 Shooter
Age of Empires II PC 1999 Strategy
Anno 2070 PC 2011 Strategy
Banished PC 2014 Simulation
Child of Light PC 2014 RPG
Crusader Kings II PC 2012 Strategy
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim PC 2011 RPG
Goat Simulator PC 2014 Simulation
Mount & Blade: Warband PC 2010 Action
Patrician III PC 2003 Simulation
Reus PC 2013 Simulation
Rise of Nations PC 2003 Strategy
Sid Meier's Civilization V PC 2010 Strategy
The Stanley Parable PC 2013 Adventure
Team Fortress 2 PC 2007 Shooter
Tropico 5 PC 2014 Simulation
SimCity 3000 PC 1999 Simulation
SimCity 4 PC 2003 Simulation
Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast PC 2002 Shooter
Tropico PC 2001 Simulation
Sid Meier's Civilization IV PC 2005 Strategy
Mass Effect PC 2007 RPG
Mass Effect 2 PC 2010 RPG
Mass Effect 3 PC 2012 RPG
The Sims PC 2000 Simulation
The Sims 2 PC 2004 Simulation
The Sims 3 PC 2009 Simulation
The Sims 4 PC 2014 Simulation
1701 A.D. PC 2006 Simulation
F.E.A.R. PC 2005 Shooter
BioShock Infinite PC 2013 Shooter
Black & White 2 PC 2005 Simulation
Cities in Motion PC 2011 Simulation
Dear Esther PC 2012 Adventure
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PC 2006 RPG
Portal PC 2007 Puzzle
Portal 2 PC 2011 Puzzle
The Wolf Among Us PC 2013 Adventure
Wolfenstein: The New Order PC 2014 Shooter
XCOM: Enemy Unknown PC 2012 Strategy
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Genesis 1992 Platformer
Sonic & Knuckles Genesis 1994 Platformer
Garfield: Caught in the Act Genesis 1995 Platformer
Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster's Hidden Treasure Genesis 1993 Platformer
Boogerman Genesis 1994 Platformer
Secret of Mana SNES 1993 RPG
Super Mario World SNES 1990 Platformer
Super Return of the Jedi SNES 1994 Action




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